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NON-ALC SPARKLING TEAS

Drinks for Everyone!

Whether you’re sober, simply taking a night off, or anything in between, these delicious drinks are your ticket to good times anytime, anywhere, no regrets!

Zero Proof
Non-Alc Bundle

Non-Alc Bundle

$32.99
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Zero Proof
Non-Alc White Tea Peach

Non-Alc White Tea Peach

$32.99
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Zero Proof
Non-Alc Lemon Iced Tea

Non-Alc Lemon Iced Tea

$32.99
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GOOD TIMES NO REGRETS

Zero sugar

Just a touch of monk fruit because we’re already sweet.

10 calories

So you can crush all day and all night.

Made with organic tea

Quality matters, we care about what goes into our cans.

< 0.5 Proof

Good times, anytime, anywhere, no regrets.

Gluten & Caffeine free

Because we don’t want anyone to miss out on the party.

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Buy our drinks at your local store or get them delivered (to your door).

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